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 Is it time to roll out the "I wouldn't want to be a member of any forum that would have me" quote again?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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 Have you seen the length of this years form. I can't be arsed to fill it in and it makes good toilet papermerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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 Fair comment. The form last year was alot shorter. But look at those who got through the net last year.Originally posted by eek View PostHave you seen the length of this years form. I can't be arsed to fill it in and it makes good toilet paper
 
 <makes note - next year impregnate paper with chilli>Comment
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 I have a debenture.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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 FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm a debutante.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
 
 I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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 FTFYOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have a denture.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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 No way!
 
 Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan. I even bought a T-Shirt with a fish on it. 
 
 Admin said that because my parents were married when I was born I was ineligible.Comment
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 You never knew your parents, you were hatched from a small egg with your 2000 siblings.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostNo way!
 
 Last year I applied for the role of MarillionFan. I even bought a T-Shirt with a fish on it. 
 
 Admin said that because my parents were married when I was born I was ineligible.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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