Reply to: Its time to reapply for your position as a cuk poster

[Halo Jones]

I make you lot look normal!

Hmmm not sure if that says more about them than you?

[stevejohnson]

Its that time of year again - everyone has to reapply for the right to post on cuk.

Please post your CV below and add what you can contribute to cuk. Admin will be along later with final selections.

supporting people working for themselves and helping people waking up to the reality that evades them.

[Pogle]

Hmmm, Corn Fed roasted Guinea Pig #OmNomNom

[Old Greg]

And dont let OLd Greg's fawning fool you. His was the first CV submitted.

Not in front of the boss.

[SimonMac]

Wot, no sweetcorn

Hmmm, Corn Fed roasted Guinea Pig #OmNomNom

[BrilloPad]

You have to reapply. Where is your CV?

I have to warn you there have been quite a few contenders for this coverted spot. Though atw was rejected when he tried to convince admin that his squirrel costume was a guinea pig costume.

And dont let OLd Greg's fawning fool you. His was the first CV submitted.

[Old Greg]

Wot, no sweetcorn

Aaaaggh! Out of season veg is demanded. Quick my compadres, quick!

[Old Greg]

I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special"

They were probably just panicking because MF had breached his parole terms.

[BrilloPad]

Ahem....

You have to reapply. Where is your CV?

I have to warn you there have been quite a few contenders for this coverted spot. Though atw was rejected when he tried to convince admin that his squirrel costume was a guinea pig costume.

[Diver]

I remember your parents once saying in your defence "No he's not, he's just Welsh"

It's true

[Pogle]

We snuffle before you oh fluffy one. Accept the gift of our choicest carrots, unworthy as they are.

Wot, no sweetcorn

[SupremeSpod]

I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special"

I remember your parents once saying in your defence "No he's not, he's just Welsh"

[Diver]

i have circumvented the swear filter to post the word 'c**t' more times than anyone in CUK history.

That makes me special

I remember your parents once saying in your defense "No he's not, he's just special"

[Old Greg]

Ahem....

We snuffle before you oh fluffy one. Accept the gift of our choicest carrots, unworthy as they are.

[TestMangler]

i have circumvented the swear filter to post the word 'c**t' more times than anyone in CUK history.

That makes me special