I think we can all agree that John Terry is a total and utter ****wit of the highest degree...
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Is this association football? Are Chelsea the rapists or the child molesters?
Why does any man watch men running round in shorts? Personally I support women's beach volleyball. -
Who is he, just another Chelsea supporterOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostI think we can all agree that John Terry is a total and utter ****wit of the highest degree...
oh! quick google shows he's actually their captain!
with the term ****wit being used, it could have gone either way
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Personally I'm not watching it, I'm reading it and I think this type of sport should replace football in the Olympics (I mean you have home-erotic Greek wrestling...)Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIs this association football? Are Chelsea the rapists or the child molesters?
Why does any man watch men running round in shorts? Personally I support women's beach volleyball.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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homeoeroticOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostPersonally I'm not watching it, I'm reading it and I think this type of sport should replace football in the Olympics (I mean you have home-erotic- Greek wrestling...)
You can still watch it at home though
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You could knock me down with a feather. Chelsea knocked out the best team in the world. Tactical masterpiece.
They'll be a bit short of players for the final though.Comment
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Let's hope Jose will show them how to win the titles - tempted to make a bet on it actually!

Then hedge it the other way after Real scores first goal
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I was busy reading the Apple revenue and profit figures...But I did notice that Chelsea managed it quite supremely.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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And your point is?Originally posted by AtW View Post6 yellow cards and 1 red for Chelski, vs 2 for Barca
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