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Wouldn't work if the maze was designed by H R Giger. You would be stuck in the middle standing on your own head.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf you ever go into a maze,
put your left hand on the wall, and dont take it off. This is the secret to finding the centre of the maze, and then finding your way out.
It's the same in Skyrim. some of those dungeons can be very gloomy and its easy to get lost or miss something. So be systematic and start on the left and work your way around.
Keep your legendary Daedric two handed soul stealing sword in the right hand, just in case there are any baddies, agents or southern limp wristed shandy drinkers about
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post"Dawnbreaker" is my favourite sword...
You need the "Sword of a Thousand Truth" as foretold by Salzman from AccountingOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWouldn't work if the maze was designed by H R Giger. You would be stuck in the middle standing on your own head.
Escher mazes would have you going upside down and around and around.
Edit: actually he designed the alienLast edited by alluvial; 24 April 2012, 09:03.Comment
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Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostIn all fairness, if you consider this to be a maze, maybe you aint cut out for ITDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhich part of "You can make more complicated ones where the continuous path isn't quite as obvious." did you fail to understand?Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWrong, Wrong so very wrong.
You need the "Sword of a Thousand Truth" as foretold by Salzman from Accounting
Then you won't have to worry about the mazeDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostWhich part of "You can make more complicated ones where the continuous path isn't quite as obvious." did you fail to understand?
Possibly also be good to cop a quick peak at the
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Originally posted by Zoiderman View PostWhich part of 'if you consider this to be a maze' do you fail to understand? I am guessing that you do think that was a maze, given you posted it, yes?
Possibly also be good to cop a quick peak at the
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostOr you could always **** off and sort your attitude problem out. Just saying like.
Nah, going to hang around, but thanks for the oh so kind offer.Comment
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