you want me dead, but who are you anyway?

[BrilloPad]

Cats very rarely tackle rats, its why dogs were bread for the job.

Cats are way too smart to tackle something that will tackle a leapord if cornered.

Looks like Mrs BP's "cat" is actually a leopard then.

Regularly get rats - including teens in the prime. And had a couple of squirrels too. The local wildlife are praying you become prime minister.

[Diver]

Looks like Mrs BP's "cat" is actually a leopard then.

Regularly get rats - including teens in the prime. And had a couple of squirrels too. The local wildlife are praying you become prime minister.

[Zoiderman]

Have you met Mrs Brillopad? No?

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?

Not met yours either, and you seem willing to outsource her 'care and attention' too.

Now I am guessing what you are trying to say about Mrs BP applies to soon to be Mrs MF?

Not a good start really

[MarillionFan]

Not met yours either, and you seem willing to outsource her 'care and attention' too.

Now I am guessing what you are trying to say about Mrs BP applies to soon to be Mrs MF?

Not a good start really

Stoozing has some benefits. Right, I'm off to the pub.

[BrilloPad]

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?

I am actually training to take on Churchy. But keep it quiet - I need to sneak up on him.

[SupremeSpod]

I am actually training to take on Churchy. But keep it quiet - I need to sneak up on him.

Here ya go

[xoggoth]

Do cats have mystic powers? Saw one going down the side of our house and followed it to see how it was getting over or through the new gate. The damn thing had just vanished! Even if it did somehow get past the gate, no way it could have reached the other end of the house in that time.

[Doggy Styles]

Do cats have mystic powers? Saw one going down the side of our house and followed it to see how it was getting over or through the new gate. The damn thing had just vanished! Even if it did somehow get past the gate, no way it could have reached the other end of the house in that time.

It was behind you.