Reply to: you want me dead, but who are you anyway?

[Doggy Styles]

Do cats have mystic powers? Saw one going down the side of our house and followed it to see how it was getting over or through the new gate. The damn thing had just vanished! Even if it did somehow get past the gate, no way it could have reached the other end of the house in that time.

It was behind you.

[xoggoth]

Do cats have mystic powers? Saw one going down the side of our house and followed it to see how it was getting over or through the new gate. The damn thing had just vanished! Even if it did somehow get past the gate, no way it could have reached the other end of the house in that time.

[SupremeSpod]

I am actually training to take on Churchy. But keep it quiet - I need to sneak up on him.

Here ya go

[BrilloPad]

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?

I am actually training to take on Churchy. But keep it quiet - I need to sneak up on him.

[MarillionFan]

Not met yours either, and you seem willing to outsource her 'care and attention' too.

Now I am guessing what you are trying to say about Mrs BP applies to soon to be Mrs MF?

Not a good start really

Stoozing has some benefits. Right, I'm off to the pub.

[Zoiderman]

Have you met Mrs Brillopad? No?

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?

Not met yours either, and you seem willing to outsource her 'care and attention' too.

Now I am guessing what you are trying to say about Mrs BP applies to soon to be Mrs MF?

Not a good start really

[Diver]

Looks like Mrs BP's "cat" is actually a leopard then.

Regularly get rats - including teens in the prime. And had a couple of squirrels too. The local wildlife are praying you become prime minister.

[BrilloPad]

Cats very rarely tackle rats, its why dogs were bread for the job.

Cats are way too smart to tackle something that will tackle a leapord if cornered.

Looks like Mrs BP's "cat" is actually a leopard then.

Regularly get rats - including teens in the prime. And had a couple of squirrels too. The local wildlife are praying you become prime minister.

[MarillionFan]

MF likes outsourcing those male duties, even his own.

Not man enough I guess.

Have you met Mrs Brillopad? No?

Why do you think Brillopad spends every day training for an Iron Man race that will never happen?

[MarillionFan]

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

He cried when I told him. I had to explain it was for the greater good & it would make him a hero. I also explained he if he didn't he be in a cloth sack full of rocks quicker than you could say Old Greg is a cottager.

[Diver]

Presumably your solution to the ensuing rat outbreak would be to "Shoot the bluddy lot of them"?

Of course before you could go round shooting cats you would have to get past Mrs BP and her ilk. Good luck.....

Cats very rarely tackle rats, its why dogs were bred for the job.

Cats are way too smart to tackle something that will tackle a leapord if cornered.

Dogs as we all know, are thick, otherwise they'd know better than to be mans best friend

If you dont believe me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTJvu11xTDs

[Zoiderman]

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

MF likes outsourcing those male duties, even his own.

Not man enough I guess.

[BrilloPad]

In the war against the feline vermin we would be dropping in our canine Suityou to deal with your wife & her friends plumbing.

Rover.

I know it would be a bitter sacrifice for you to send in suity - I admire you for it.

[MarillionFan]

Presumably your solution to the ensuing rat outbreak would be to "Shoot the bluddy lot of them"?

Of course before you could go round shooting cats you would have to get past Mrs BP and her ilk. Good luck.....

In the war against the feline vermin we would be dropping in our canine Suityou to deal with your wife & her friends plumbing.

Rover.

[Zoiderman]

It might help if you left food.

HTH

Someone else wrote this but a Cat's diary would start 'Day 48 of my forced imprisonment...'

I love then for their independence, but would never trust a Cat. A Dog, no matter how stupid, would stand by your side and fight it out to the bitter end. There are obvious military similarities.