I feel like spending £1000 on something to cheer me up!

[Sands of Time]

No satisfaction doing that. Playing an instrument well can provide an income as well a hours of endless fun playing with yourself.

Cheers!

I don't have fire in my belly for music, I'm afraid.


Tone

[Old Greg]

No satisfaction doing that. Playing an instrument well can provide an income as well a hours of endless fun playing with yourself.

I'm thinking Practitioner level.

[Cliphead]

I'm thinking Practitioner level.

I'm thinking a new Les Paul, career, Plan B.

[d000hg]

Pool Table?

[nomadd]

The extension I was expecting has evaporated...

I guess that's public sector...

Any suggestions?

Extra points if 'can be' wholly and exclusively for business!



Tone
Ps... no hookers, drugs, booze or a trip to the casino!

A gaming PC and a shed load of games? (Just skip the "gaming" part of the description when you mention it to your accountant...)

[vetran]

Your development machine probably needs a new 50" screen plus audio enhancements.

New Company bike and I'm not talking about Co Sec.


A small customer event maybe you and a few suitable customers that like a shandy at a Golf course.

Stress relief course with Mrs Woo's ladies?

[Diver]

My minimum rate £115 per hour + Vat. Hire me for the day and I'll come round and cheer you up, but you will have to bear with me because I'm pretty much tied up with work until end of Sept.
I could do 1/2 day on a saturday for £800 + vat but no sundays.
You could put me down as DSE H&S auditor

[vetran]

My minimum rate £115 per hour + Vat. Hire me for the day and I'll come round and cheer you up, but you will have to bear with me because I'm pretty much tied up with work until end of Sept.
I could do 1/2 day on a saturday for £800 + vat but no sundays.
You could put me down as DSE H&S auditor

So you are Mrs Woo's other Gentleman caller? that's good the wife wasn't that keen on HAB.

[Diver]

So you are Mrs Woo's other Gentleman caller? that's good the wife wasn't that keen on HAB.

HAB did have his hidden charms, but trust me they weren't hidden under the hair

[v8gaz]

I impulse bought a Breitling watch last week, which cost a bit more than a grand. In the good old days I could have put this through the business, as it's a reliable time source that could be used to synchronise Netware servers - a must in the days before NTP availability. I know a guy who put his £2000 TAG through the business and passed an inspection for that reason.