Welsh broadband activists declare war on trees

[Diver]

There's lots of ways around this. Couldn't the welsh use rain as the carrier medium? Or an ultra-low frequency carrier through the ground? Or deliver downloads by DVD.

We were considering using dead cuk'ers laid end to end, but apparently the medium is far too dense to permit the transmition of any intelligable data.

[cojak]

We were considering using dead cuk'ers laid end to end, but apparently the medium is far too dense to permit the transmition of any intelligable data.

Arf!

[wispa limited]

Thankful - really?

I'm a contractor and the Mod who approved your posts.

A cynic amongst cynics. Be thankful I let you through.

Be cynical by all means - but maybe dial down a bit on the .... oh what's the point.... your board... your rules...

(slinks off back to whence he came)

[Diver]

Be cynical by all means - but maybe dial down a bit on the .... oh what's the point.... your board... your rules...

(slinks off back to whence he came)

Goodbye

[mudskipper]

Goodbye

Did he make like a tree and leave?

And I never said hello.

Or asked him if he likes Gladiators.

Or whether he's been to Bridgwater.

Or where the drinks cabinet is.

[cojak]

Obviously not a contractor...

[wispa limited]

Still lurking

Did he make like a tree and leave? No, I'm getting in touch with my roots

And I never said hello. - Hello!

Or asked him if he likes Gladiators. - Not really

Or whether he's been to Bridgwater. Once

Or where the drinks cabinet is. Hipflask only

Thought that I was allowed this type of humour (based on my reception) ...

[mudskipper]

Hipflask?

Twelve straws - c'mon boys, party at Wispa's!

[wispa limited]

Starts running

Hipflask?

Twelve straws - c'mon boys, party at Wispa's!

Gulp...it's a hipflask not a bucket.....

[Diver]

Gulp...it's a hipflask not a bucket.....

Don't worry, There's no way this bunch of tightwads would fork out for straws, well not unless it was tax deductable anyway.