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The mind boggles...Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostActually, it very well could be
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It must do when you see euphemisms all about...Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThe mind boggles...
I must admit though, it wasn't meant to be a euphemism.
Nice word, like it... Euphemism...
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The lengths you'll go to to 'accidentally' expose yourself eh?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...it's been a while since a wilmslow-esque post from me. Just fell up the escalator - the large one facing the coffee area.
Did anyone get an eyeful of your coffee area?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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An excuse to hit the 'emergency stop' with good reason! I hope someone took the opportunity.
And hope you're OK. And your shoes are OK.Comment
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Was your skirt tucked into your knickers at the time?I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe lengths you'll go to to 'accidentally' expose yourself eh?
Did anyone get an eyeful of your coffee area?
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Thankfully not. No knickersOriginally posted by Pogle View PostWas your skirt tucked into your knickers at the time?
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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youse CUK birds have no shame. this is the third time in three weeks(\__/)
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