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SupremeSpod replied

16 April 2012, 06:29
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Your fall may have been due to the distracting smell, I understand it's quite pervasive.

NSFW unless you have headphones!

http://youtu.be/pb8q_7RUVQM
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Diver replied

15 April 2012, 19:10
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

...it's been a while since a wilmslow-esque post from me. Just fell up the escalator - the large one facing the coffee area.

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Thankfully not. No knickers

Your fall may have been due to the distracting smell, I understand it's quite pervasive.

The smell of coffee
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SimonMac replied

15 April 2012, 17:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Thankfully not. No knickers

You put the ass into classy!
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EternalOptimist replied

15 April 2012, 17:39
mein gott.

youse CUK birds have no shame. this is the third time in three weeks
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MaryPoppins replied

15 April 2012, 17:36
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Was your skirt tucked into your knickers at the time?

Thankfully not. No knickers
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Diver replied

14 April 2012, 11:37
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

The lengths you'll go to to 'accidentally' expose yourself eh?

Did anyone get an eyeful of your coffee area?
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Pogle replied

14 April 2012, 07:37
Was your skirt tucked into your knickers at the time?
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mudskipper replied

13 April 2012, 17:37
An excuse to hit the 'emergency stop' with good reason! I hope someone took the opportunity.

And hope you're OK. And your shoes are OK.
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d000hg replied

13 April 2012, 16:55
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

...it's been a while since a wilmslow-esque post from me. Just fell up the escalator - the large one facing the coffee area.

The lengths you'll go to to 'accidentally' expose yourself eh?

Did anyone get an eyeful of your coffee area?
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SupremeSpod replied

13 April 2012, 14:25
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

The mind boggles...

It must do when you see euphemisms all about...

I must admit though, it wasn't meant to be a euphemism.

Nice word, like it... Euphemism...
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MaryPoppins replied

13 April 2012, 14:23
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Actually, it very well could be

The mind boggles...
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SupremeSpod replied

13 April 2012, 14:19
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Is that a euphemism?

Actually, it very well could be
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BrilloPad replied

13 April 2012, 14:19
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

...it's been a while since a wilmslow-esque post from me. Just fell up the escalator - the large one facing the coffee area.

You should have filmed it and put it on youtube.

HTH
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SimonMac replied

13 April 2012, 14:02
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Unless it's to carry those heavy objects.

Thus proving he ain't no gent! but then again MP ain't no lady!
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MaryPoppins replied

13 April 2012, 13:58
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

With those heavy objects, she could open her own bloody doors!

Is that a euphemism?
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