I'm an idiot

[Old Greg]

Don't worry. You're still in the top quartile of CUkers.

[DimPrawn]

One of the dangers of being very top heavy I'm afraid.

Next time ask a gent to help you carry those heavy objects.

[Halo Jones]

At least it was not as you were leaving the coffee bar: with a big coffee in hand to chuck all over your / someone else (although that sort of event can be better than a chat up line)

[MaryPoppins]

At least it was not as you were leaving the coffee bar: with a big coffee in hand to chuck all over your / someone else (although that sort of event can be better than a chat up line)

I've sort of done that here, too. I was sitting in another 'break out' area waiting for someone to come out of a meeting - I had a cuppa on the go. He left the meeting and made an unexpected turn up the internal staircase. I trotted through the break out area with my tea (no lid), and forgot about the slight step up out of the area. Tripped up it and sploshed my tea up some poor lad's torso. Shouted SORRY! and bolted past.

[SimonMac]

One of the dangers of being very top heavy I'm afraid.

Next time ask a gent to help you carry those heavy objects.

Well our dear MP is tulip out of luck then, more chance of finding three wise men and a virgin in Liverpool than finding a gent on here!

[Old Greg]

Well our dear MP is tulip out of luck then, more chance of finding three wise men and a virgin in Liverpool than finding a gent on here!

Unless it's to carry those heavy objects.

[SupremeSpod]

Unless it's to carry those heavy objects.

With those heavy objects, she could open her own bloody doors!

[Spacecadet]

I've sort of done that here, too. I was sitting in another 'break out' area waiting for someone to come out of a meeting - I had a cuppa on the go. He left the meeting and made an unexpected turn up the internal staircase. I trotted through the break out area with my tea (no lid), and forgot about the slight step up out of the area. Tripped up it and sploshed my tea up some poor lad's torso. Shouted SORRY! and bolted past.

Could have been worse, could have been your top it splashed
At least someone else had to deal with the tea stain

[MaryPoppins]

With those heavy objects, she could open her own bloody doors!

Is that a euphemism?

[SimonMac]

Unless it's to carry those heavy objects.

Thus proving he ain't no gent! but then again MP ain't no lady!