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One of the dangers of being very top heavy I'm afraid.
Next time ask a gent to help you carry those heavy objects.Comment
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At least it was not as you were leaving the coffee bar: with a big coffee in hand to chuck all over your / someone else (although that sort of event can be better than a chat up line)
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I've sort of done that here, too. I was sitting in another 'break out' area waiting for someone to come out of a meeting - I had a cuppa on the go. He left the meeting and made an unexpected turn up the internal staircase. I trotted through the break out area with my tea (no lid), and forgot about the slight step up out of the area. Tripped up it and sploshed my tea up some poor lad's torso. Shouted SORRY! and bolted past.Originally posted by Halo Jones View PostAt least it was not as you were leaving the coffee bar: with a big coffee in hand to chuck all over your / someone else (although that sort of event can be better than a chat up line)
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Well our dear MP is tulip out of luck then, more chance of finding three wise men and a virgin in Liverpool than finding a gent on here!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOne of the dangers of being very top heavy I'm afraid.
Next time ask a gent to help you carry those heavy objects.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Unless it's to carry those heavy objects.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWell our dear MP is tulip out of luck then, more chance of finding three wise men and a virgin in Liverpool than finding a gent on here!Comment
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With those heavy objects, she could open her own bloody doors!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostUnless it's to carry those heavy objects.
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Could have been worse, could have been your top it splashedOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI've sort of done that here, too. I was sitting in another 'break out' area waiting for someone to come out of a meeting - I had a cuppa on the go. He left the meeting and made an unexpected turn up the internal staircase. I trotted through the break out area with my tea (no lid), and forgot about the slight step up out of the area. Tripped up it and sploshed my tea up some poor lad's torso. Shouted SORRY! and bolted past.
At least someone else had to deal with the tea stain
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Is that a euphemism?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWith those heavy objects, she could open her own bloody doors!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Thus proving he ain't no gent! but then again MP ain't no lady!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostUnless it's to carry those heavy objects.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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