Some observations on Brits travelling abroad

[Cliphead]

Scots abroad. Get pished and are the best of friends and seem to find each other like magnets.

Germans abroad, ignore each other completely.

[Platypus]

Works so well they're scrapping it: House of Commons - Work of the UK Border Agency (August-December 2011) - Home Affairs Committee

I wondered how this worked. Now I see it didn't.

However, if it had, the money was better spent than on 60 immigration officers. The report you linked to failed to take into account that machines don't get pensions and don't go on strike

[Ignis Fatuus]

Personally I spent the time rating the ladies from 1-10 in terms of shaggability.

That's a finer-grained rating system than I need.

[BrilloPad]

That's a finer-grained rating system than I need.

Do you divide them into pulse and no pulse?

MTT

[d000hg]

Another one. Remember theres no need to panic and dive towards your bag as soon as it appears on the carousel. Its not going to disappear into the pits of hell never to be seen again if its gotta do another lap - carousels are a circuit, bags go round and round. It'll be back in a minute.

Does my chunk the number of people who think they've got to shove everyone out of the way because they're back is there. Chill out.

It's way longer than a minute. But if you can't grab it someone will normally take it off for you. At least in English airports... people are still generally helpful.

I like to stand next to the door so I get first dibs, and am out of the way of all the people watching for their luggage.

[psychocandy]

Completely agree. I hate louty Brits that give us all a bad rap abroad. Sometimes if people ask my nationality, I apologise for being British.

The advantage of being Welsh is that you claim to be Welsh not British. And of course, most Welsh people dont waer football shirts.

(Please lose in the playoffs Cardiff City)