Which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft?

[Doggy Styles]

The twot that sits opposite me. Thinks he's a comedian but has the comedic talents of a slug with a red nose. If he does that loud laugh to any more of his own inane quips ....

Oh, I thought the one about Red Rum, Alex Salmond and the sink plunger was rather funny.

[alluvial]

Oh, I thought the one about Red Rum, Alex Salmond and the sink plunger was rather funny.

Have you got a red nose?

[TheBigD]

Graham Norton - Just a one trick pony.

[PorkPie]

I don't like his squeeky voice, and frantic style of delivery, if it's the guy I'm thinking of.

Might be another Lee though, maybe the one k2p2 mentioned.

OK, to be on the safe side, any comedian called Lee.

I'd let Stewart Lee off - at least he thinks, even if he's not always that funny.

I'd add any comedian called Russell, then you get rid of Brand, Kane and Howard - that's a pretty good deal to me.

[TimberWolf]

Alternatively, what comedian would you like to be stuck on a raft with? And I don't mean for feeding to the sharks purposes, even if that is where they might end up.

[Sands of Time]

1. Start at Leicester Square

2. Catch Piccadilly Line to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South"
- Follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - Follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 Miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 Miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 Miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
Miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampas" - follow
for 1.7 Miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles

Now where are you?

Mornington Crescent?

[Doggy Styles]

Have you got a red nose?

Redder than a radioactive baboon's arse!

Actually no I haven't, that was another one of my hilarious jokes.

[filthy1980]

Alternatively, what comedian would you like to be stuck on a raft with? And I don't mean for feeding to the sharks purposes, even if that is where they might end up.

none

they'll all manic depressive alcoholics with drug addictions when off stage or not in front of a camera

[TheBigD]

none

they'll all manic depressive alcoholics with drug addictions when off stage or not in front of a camera

I don't know... Al Murray (The Pub Landlord) comes across as an alright guy when not in character.

[realityhack]

Russell Brand.

I'd help you there, and I'd chuck on his mate Jonathan Ross for good measure.

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