Which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft?

[MaryPoppins]

Alternatively, what comedian would you like to be stuck on a raft with? And I don't mean for feeding to the sharks purposes, even if that is where they might end up.

Jon Richardson. Mmmm.

[OwlHoot]

Lee Evans - Why?

No I don't mean why would you shove him into a raging sea on a flimsy, unstable vessel.

I just mean Lee Evans - WHY?

Ah, I see what you mean now, an existential question.

Why did God make mosquitoes?

Bad example come to think of it - At least they feed bats and swallows.

[hyperD]

Marcus Brigstocke. Followed by Jeremy Hardy. And then Jo Brand just to sink the feckers.

[Sands of Time]

Is Lee Evans big in Albania too?




Tone

[bless 'em all]

Is Lee Evans big in Albania too?




Tone

No, he's a short-arsed twonk in any country.

HTH

[DodgyAgent]

Ben Elton

[amcdonald]

Ben Elton

To be fair he did help write The Young Ones and Black Adder, but as a stand up he was pretty annoying

[Ruprect]

Many of the new, manufactured crop are crap and annoying. Russell Howard (awful), Shappi Korsandi (patently not funny), Chris addisson (out of his depth), Jason Manford (cr@p), and the worst of the lot - Michael McIntyre. Send them all off. Bring back Bill Hicks.

[BillHicksRIP]

Would agree with the above post's sentiments, especially about the Bill Hicks part.

[Doggy Styles]

Many of the new, manufactured crop are crap and annoying. Russell Howard (awful), Shappi Korsandi (patently not funny), Chris addisson (out of his depth), Jason Manford (cr@p), and the worst of the lot - Michael McIntyre. Send them all off. Bring back Bill Hicks.

I agree with these sentiments too. Nobody would stay in especially to watch them, like they used to do to watch Morecambe and Wise, the Two Ronnies and Tommy Cooper.

Not Ken Goodwin though, he was a c...