Which comedian would you push out to sea on a raft?

[mudskipper]

I don't like his squeeky voice, and frantic style of delivery, if it's the guy I'm thinking of.

Might be another Lee though, maybe the one k2p2 mentioned.

OK, to be on the safe side, any comedian called Lee.

No, Lee Evans is quite annoying too.

But not Lee Mack - he's quite funny.

Is there room on the raft for Alan Carr?

[mudskipper]

Whos funnyer lee evans or lee nelson ? - Yahoo! UK & Ireland Answers

Whos funnyer lee evans or lee nelson ? [sic]
They r realy funny best in the world but who's is funnyer

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Nelson Mandella

[VirtualMonkey]

Not sure if he qualifies as a comedian because he's not funny in the slightest (and doesn't do standup as far as I know) but it would have to be David Walliams
Trouble is the bugger woud swim back

[pacharan]

Oh such an easy question to answer.

The hands down winner by a country mile is that irritating Peter Kay.

God, he grates me. And is I ever here This is the Way to Amarillo again

[BrilloPad]

Oh such an easy question to answer.

The hands down winner by a country mile is that irritating Peter Kay.

God, he grates me. And is I ever here This is the Way to Amarillo again

1. Start at Leicester Square

2. Catch Piccadilly Line to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway
South"
- Follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow
for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport
Exit" - Follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for
29.2 Miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for
104.0 Miles

12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow
for 7.8 Miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5
Miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampas" - follow
for 1.7 Miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1
miles

Now where are you?

[Doggy Styles]

Michael MacIntyre (sp? I'm not a fan you see)

And who was that comedian who married Prudence, picked his nose on stage, and his show was like The Office except he was a hapless Chancellor and Prime Minister?

[vetran]

Russell Brand.

[EternalOptimist]

some git called dara.

I would like to put him an inflatable raft , with a little prick

[Doggy Styles]

Russell Brand.

I'd help you there, and I'd chuck on his mate Jonathan Ross for good measure.

[alluvial]

The twot that sits opposite me. Thinks he's a comedian but has the comedic talents of a slug with a red nose. If he does that loud laugh to any more of his own inane quips ....