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    The Undateable's

    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....

    #2
    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
    Who needs a date when you can buy a mail order bride?

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
        The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

        I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

          I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
          I applied for a job as a radio 4 continuity announcer but got fired because of my tourettes so I sued them - equal opps policy my rrrrrrs

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            #6
            Pity they didn't put Siralan on, they could have had him shouting your fired tourettes style randomly
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #7
              The Undateable's what?
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

                I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
                Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

                And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



                btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
                Last edited by mos; 5 April 2012, 00:10.
                If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

                  I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
                  Very ******* funny!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by mos View Post
                    Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

                    And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



                    btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
                    But Lucy was a cross dressing bent accountant with a criminal record for sexually molesting adults with learning disabilities and posting pictures of their genitalia on a medical curiosities website.

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