Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
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Who needs a date when you can buy a mail order bride?Originally posted by stek View PostCaught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice.... -
Originally posted by stek View PostCaught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....



"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!Originally posted by Ruprect View Post




I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....Comment
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I applied for a job as a radio 4 continuity announcer but got fired because of my tourettes so I sued them - equal opps policy my rrrrrrsOriginally posted by stek View PostThe guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!
I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....Comment
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Pity they didn't put Siralan on, they could have had him shouting your fired tourettes style randomlyDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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The Undateable's what?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity.Originally posted by stek View PostThe guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!
I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
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And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.

btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?Last edited by mos; 5 April 2012, 00:10.If UKIP are the answer, then it must have been a very stupid question.Comment
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Very ******* funny!Originally posted by stek View PostThe guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!
I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....Comment
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But Lucy was a cross dressing bent accountant with a criminal record for sexually molesting adults with learning disabilities and posting pictures of their genitalia on a medical curiosities website.Originally posted by mos View PostYeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity.
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And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.

btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?Comment
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