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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    But Lucy was a cross dressing bent accountant with a criminal record for sexually molesting adults with learning disabilities and posting pictures of their genitalia on a medical curiosities website.
    But Bagpuss loved him

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by mos View Post
    Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

    And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



    btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
    But Lucy was a cross dressing bent accountant with a criminal record for sexually molesting adults with learning disabilities and posting pictures of their genitalia on a medical curiosities website.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
    Very ******* funny!

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  • mos
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
    Yeah, it looks that this is a comedian wanting to get free publicity. (but also )

    And this Lucy who is his date does not look like she needed to use help of the agency to find a date.



    btw. 3ft5'' woman in chair turned this nice bloke down because of his mobility issues ?????? WTF ?
    Last edited by mos; 5 April 2012, 00:10.

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  • cojak
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    The Undateable's what?

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  • amcdonald
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    Pity they didn't put Siralan on, they could have had him shouting your fired tourettes style randomly

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....
    I applied for a job as a radio 4 continuity announcer but got fired because of my tourettes so I sued them - equal opps policy my rrrrrrs

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    The guy with Tourettes (probably Churchy) - who blurted out 'She's a squirter!' Well funny that was!

    I'm sure Tourettes is made up, I was so wound up about this guy I actually called the Tourettes Helpline, but they told me to fook off.....

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....
    Who needs a date when you can buy a mail order bride?

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  • stek
    started a topic The Undateable's

    The Undateable's

    Caught this last night, nice to see so many CUK members getting a voice....

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