oh dear: I am such a failure :(

[AtW]

Today I turned 30 years old and it is now can't be denied that I failed to make a million before I am 30

Unless I use fine print to qualify that it was meant to be million in rubles

[Clog II The Avenger]

Today I turned 30 years old and it is now can't be denied that I failed to make a million before I am 30

Unless I use fine print to qualify that it was meant to be million in rubles

Not even that. A million Turkish Lira or a bucket of Zimbabwean Dollars

[NewBoy]

Don't worry about it...the first thirty years are for learning and preparing for real life...the second thrity years are for living and enjoying life...and the last 3o years are for fishing and preparing for death

P.s. Having also recently been through the '30' thing, I can empathise...its not a great place to be!

[Lucifer Box]

Today I turned 30 years old and it is now can't be denied that I failed to make a million before I am 30

Unless I use fine print to qualify that it was meant to be million in rubles

Look on the bright side, at least you aren't el duder.

[Boolean]

Today I turned 30 years old and it is now can't be denied that I failed to make a million before I am 30

Unless I use fine print to qualify that it was meant to be million in rubles

Yes. I am a failure too.

[threaded]

Yes, you're a failure, I'd made my first million whilst still at prep school. tulip, even got my picture in the papers with some rock star about which parts of the RAFs new aeroplane our taxes had paid for.

[Churchill]

Yes, you're a failure, I'd made my first million whilst still at prep school. tulip, even got my picture in the papers with some rock star about which parts of the RAFs new aeroplane our taxes had paid for.

Nurse!!!

Fetch his medication!

[DaveB]

Nurse!!!

Fetch his medication!

No, forget the medication, fetch the electrodes!

[bogeyman]

Yes, you're a failure, I'd made my first million whilst still at prep school. tulip, even got my picture in the papers with some rock star about which parts of the RAFs new aeroplane our taxes had paid for.

To clarify...

1) "I'd made my first million whilst still at prep school"
[collected a million milk bottle tops for the Blue Peter appeal]

2) "even got my picture in the papers with some rock star"
[The "rock star" being Django Duff, "the Paganini of the washboard"]

3) "which parts of the RAFs new aeroplane our taxes had paid for"
[your gran's old aluminium pans made a cup-holder for a Spitfire]

[Churchill]

"A DONCASTER protester has claimed the alley gates are to blame for a 33 per cent increase in crime figures in part of the borough. But Threaded's Brother's campaign has been slammed by his neighbours in Nether Hall, who support the gates and fear his activities may delay their installation in other areas. He obtained statistics from South Yorkshire Police under the Freedom of Information Act, which show total offences in Balby jumped from 2,408 in 2003-4 to 3,239 in 2004-5."