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Previously on "oh dear: I am such a failure :("

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  • Joe Black
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    Happy birthday Alf, and AtW, which window in Rue d'Aerschot will you be visiting this evening then? Not number 69 I hope.

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  • threaded
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    Sorry, missed what the thread was about it diverged so quickly!

    Happy birthdays to both AtW and AlfredJPrufrock!

    And wishing you many more, and great prosperity to come!

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  • AtW
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    Thanks Eddie, sunnysan, Alf and others I will have big cake next year

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  • EddieC
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    Sorry Alfie,

    Happy Birthday

    Have a banana you may need it there.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Why is nobody wishing me happy birthday too ???

    Just to spite you all Im off to the Brussels Red Light; so there.

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  • EddieC
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    ATW, you should have said before. We'd have arranged a cake.

    Happy birthday!
    I spent my 30th in the Galapagos looking at "Lonesone George" and drinking dodgy beer. Let's hope Brum has some similar attraction for you.

    Anyway if you'd got your million by 30, you'd have spent it before you die and Gordon Brown would be most upset at the loss in death duty.

    Have a good one.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    Now, now. Although at 31 myself I must admit that a certain amount of taughtness with them has now gone.


    wasn't expecting that amount of honesty!

    perhaps if you stopped pulling on them that would help?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by janey
    speaking from personal experience?
    Now, now. Although at 31 myself I must admit that a certain amount of taughtness with them has now gone.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    The accepted technical term for this is low riders



    speaking from personal experience?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by lORD lUCAN
    My balls are sagging, I'm thirty one, don't lie to the poor B*sterd. It's literally
    all down hill from here on in!
    The accepted technical term for this is low riders



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  • lORD lUCAN
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    Originally posted by sunnysan
    YOu people are the worst,

    Let me be the first to say it

    Happy birthday ATW....

    You are probably not the richest man on earth but probably not the poorest either.

    Once you get over the initial 30 thing you will be alright. Its not that bad.
    My balls are sagging, I'm thirty one, don't lie to the poor B*sterd. It's literally
    all down hill from here on in!

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  • sunnysan
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    B£rstards

    YOu people are the worst,

    Let me be the first to say it

    Happy birthday ATW....

    You are probably not the richest man on earth but probably not the poorest either.

    Once you get over the initial 30 thing you will be alright. Its not that bad.

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
    Aye Atw

    Jings that means we have the same birthday ... as Mr Zimmerman said ; there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all.

    Yesterday it was my birthday
    I hung one more year on the line
    I should be depressed
    My life's a mess
    But I'm having a good time


    I've been loving and loving
    And loving
    I'm exhausted from loving so well
    I should go to bed
    But a voice in my head
    Says “Ah, What the hell”

    CHORUS: Have a good time

    Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland
    But I think it's all overdone
    Exaggerating this exaggerating that
    They don't have no fun


    I don't believe what I read in the papers
    They're just out to capture my dime
    I ain't worrying
    And I ain't scurrying
    I'm having a good time

    CHORUS: Have a good time

    Maybe I'm laughing my way to disaster
    Maybe my race has been run
    Maybe I'm blind
    To the fate of mankind
    But what can be done?



    So God bless the goods we was given
    And God bless the U. S. of A.
    And God bless the standard of livin'
    Let's keep it that way
    And we'll all have a good time

    You are Threaded and I claim my £5.00

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Aye Atw

    Jings that means we have the same birthday ... as Mr Zimmerman said ; there is no success like failure and failure is no success at all.

    Yesterday it was my birthday
    I hung one more year on the line
    I should be depressed
    My life's a mess
    But I'm having a good time


    I've been loving and loving
    And loving
    I'm exhausted from loving so well
    I should go to bed
    But a voice in my head
    Says “Ah, What the hell”

    CHORUS: Have a good time

    Paranoia strikes deep in the heartland
    But I think it's all overdone
    Exaggerating this exaggerating that
    They don't have no fun


    I don't believe what I read in the papers
    They're just out to capture my dime
    I ain't worrying
    And I ain't scurrying
    I'm having a good time

    CHORUS: Have a good time

    Maybe I'm laughing my way to disaster
    Maybe my race has been run
    Maybe I'm blind
    To the fate of mankind
    But what can be done?



    So God bless the goods we was given
    And God bless the U. S. of A.
    And God bless the standard of livin'
    Let's keep it that way
    And we'll all have a good time

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  • Churchill
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    "A DONCASTER protester has claimed the alley gates are to blame for a 33 per cent increase in crime figures in part of the borough. But Threaded's Brother's campaign has been slammed by his neighbours in Nether Hall, who support the gates and fear his activities may delay their installation in other areas. He obtained statistics from South Yorkshire Police under the Freedom of Information Act, which show total offences in Balby jumped from 2,408 in 2003-4 to 3,239 in 2004-5."

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