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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat about reducing size/mass by removing unnecessary appendages like limbs?Which has lots of extra appendages. An octopus amputee?Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
Who can come up with the most intelligent cold blooded creature. I'll start with octopus.Comment
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I'm not sure a world full of weebles is what i'd call a winner tbh.Originally posted by d000hg View Post.In fact if we engineer everyone to be a dwarf without legs, we're on to a winner.
Why not replace energy consuming organic body parts with machines? Or go down the brain a jar route?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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That would be a pus.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostWhich has lots of extra appendages. An octopus amputee?Comment
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I believe there is a large intelligent lizard hiding in Wales.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWho can come up with the most intelligent cold blooded creature. I'll start with octopus.
Well, a large lizard that can type anyway.
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostDwarfs (or whatever the right collective term is)Benard's I would say ....Originally posted by Sands of Time View PostWhat a brave new world it will be.
Nice to see an intelligent post, sands. Unfortunately, aspects of the novel can be seen in modern society ...Comment
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I love the idea of a self-heating cold-blooded creature whose brain is the heat source. Sounds like a good Sci-Fi element to me.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostBeing cold blooded is the way forward for huge calorie savings. Not sure this is compatible with high intelligence though, unless the brain is large enough to heat the body by the power of thought, e.g. by solving Einstein's field equations without pen or paper.
Who can come up with the most intelligent cold blooded creature. I'll start with octopus.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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The human brain uses up to 40 watts I believe, which is a fair bit, and according to this article, and reading between the lines a bit, generates more heat when thinking harder too.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI love the idea of a self-heating cold-blooded creature whose brain is the heat source. Sounds like a good Sci-Fi element to me.Comment
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