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The cuk coming out thread
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I think your CSS sheet is tulip. Go and review your JCL and try again!!I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you! -
No problem Gonzo. Don't let them label you. You're not just a permie, you are still the same Gonzo they knew before. It's just now you pay more tax.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThanks for your support.
I am certain that it will help make filling my Personal Development Review form next week so much more bearable.
Be warned that you may hear snide comments from others saying it's because you're a permie that you're always off sick or that generalisation that all permies live a hedonistic lifestyle of 2 weeks off in the summer. It's their issue, not yours.
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LoLOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postha! I knew I would get one! I am still a contractor. I prearranged this thread with admin! Mods do the needful.
Sometimes it's worth wading through the oceans of diarrhoea on this site to stumble across a pearl like this
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so did my employerOriginally posted by Diver View PostYou forgot the sickeningly large bonuses every April

Is MF coming out? that Avatar of him & 'Red neck Bubba' having 'special time' in a pool must be getting HAB hot.Comment
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MF doesn't have to come out. It wasn't hard to figure out so we all know anywayOriginally posted by vetran View Postso did my employer
Is MF coming out? that Avatar of him & 'Red neck Bubba' having 'special time' in a pool must be getting HAB hot.
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When I was a permie, in reality I was really a disguised contractor paying too much tax. I reckon.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Nah. Just get into the ra ra spirit for Brillopad. That's Churchill helping Brillo prepare for his upcoming iron man race. What pals they are.Originally posted by vetran View Postso did my employer
Is MF coming out? that Avatar of him & 'Red neck Bubba' having 'special time' in a pool must be getting HAB hot.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The traditional way of saying thanks is to give +ve rep. Just try to forget it is me who creates the oceans of diarrhoea ....Originally posted by Bacchus View PostLoL
Sometimes it's worth wading through the oceans of diarrhoea on this site to stumble across a pearl like this
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It was quite funny the first time. Well I found it funny. But if you carry on posting it then it sounds like a fantasy. But, each to their own.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNah. Just get into the ra ra spirit for Brillopad. That's Churchill helping Brillo prepare for his upcoming iron man race. What pals they are.Comment
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Ra ra ra!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt was quite funny the first time. Well I found it funny. But if you carry on posting it then it sounds like a fantasy. But, each to their own.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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