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The cuk coming out thread
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It's a disease you bought on yourself with your dirty ways.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
I'll own up, I'm a permie.
Oh, and I am not in the UK any more.
I just keep reading this site because it is more entertaining than the TV where I am.Comment
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You forgot the sickeningly large bonuses every AprilOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostWith their holidays, sick pay, training, pensions, job security etc
It's not right. They're everywhere.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Best wishes to all of you for showing the strength to anounce it here, a place known for permiephobic positings.
I hope you get the full support of your families and life partners when you tell them that deep down you've always been permie at heart and that despite the peer pressure, you were never really attracted to money.
I'm not sure for many that being permie is simply a lifestyle choice. For some of you I'm sure it's always been that way.
Although my wife would be horrified at the thought now if I ever her told her, I did have a number of permie experiences when in college. But all those minimum wage shenanigans just left me feeling dirty inside. It just wasn't for me.
I genuinely hope you all find happiness in the future.Comment
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ha! I knew I would get one! I am still a contractor. I prearranged this thread with admin! Mods do the needful.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI'll own up, I'm a permie.

How can the TV be that bad. I would rather watch the Jeremy Kyle show than read this nonsense. Actually, cuk is kind of the Jeremy Kyle show amongst websites.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostOh, and I am not in the UK any more. I just keep reading this site because it is more entertaining than the TV where I am.
And coming up next - we find out who Andyw's father really is. Is it MF or sas? You will find out after the break.....
okay I am really a permie.Comment
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Sorry - my family, partners and friends all disowned me I announced I was gay.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI hope you get the full support of your families and life partners when you tell them that deep down you've always been permie at heart and that despite the peer pressure, you were never really attracted to money.Comment
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Thanks for your support.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI genuinely hope you all find happiness in the future.
I am certain that it will help make filling my Personal Development Review form next week so much more bearable.
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Have you actually watched the Jeremy Kyle show?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow can the TV be that bad. I would rather watch the Jeremy Kyle show than read this nonsense. Actually, cuk is kind of the Jeremy Kyle show amongst websites.
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23 years as a contractor (of one sort or another), now I'm a permie at a very comfortable salary (probably exceeds many of the contractors rates on here) and I get all the previously mentioned benefits of permiedomOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostBest wishes to all of you for showing the strength to anounce it here, a place known for permiephobic positings.
I'm not sure for many that being permie is simply a lifestyle choice. For some of you I'm sure it's always been that way.
Although my wife would be horrified at the thought now if I ever her told her, I did have a number of permie experiences when in college. But all those minimum wage shenanigans just left me feeling dirty inside. It just wasn't for me.
I genuinely hope you all find happiness in the future.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYou forgot the sickeningly large bonuses every April
But we can pay ourselves bonuses when WE wantDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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