Why are their so many bannings these days?

[BrilloPad]

Yeah but he claims to be rich when in reality he lives under the western way flyover.

Is that the one the 3 billy goats gruff go trip-traping over?

[eek]

Is that the one the 3 billy goats gruff go trip-traping over?

Wouldn't that make him an ogre not a cretin?

Either way have some mid morning reading

[NotAllThere]

Indeed - what total rubbish.

BTW I will hand over that fiver I owe you for not banning me at the next meet up - is that okay?

Only a fiver? I had to pay £20.

See. No favouritism. Just good old fashioned corruption. @eek - BrilloPad is paying monthly. You paid for a year...

[BrilloPad]

Wouldn't that make him an ogre not a cretin?

Either way have some mid morning reading

Qualities of a Good Bridge Toll Collector

■Good communication skills (English is better than grunts and growls)
■Experience wielding a club
■The ability to lift an average-sized adult male in full knight armor
■Strong multitasking skills (remember, traveler will approach from BOTH sides of the bridge)

The poster-who-must-not-be-named fails at all 4. Oddly enough Churchy passes on all 4.