Why do fish get cancer ?

[Troll]

Cancer is a disease of cells when their replicating controls are damaged, anything that has more than a few cells is prone to this disease.

It's yer telomere innit

[russell]

It's yer telomere innit

Me telmomeres are a bit sore this morning had a few pints last night.

[Doggy Styles]

Every few seconds your body creates millions of new cells, .....except follicles on the scalp of lots of men over 30

Then why isn't my nob 15 inches long by now?

[Old Greg]

Then why isn't my nob 15 inches long by now?

The Bombay Bad Boys wear it down at the same rate it grows.

[russell]

Then why isn't my nob 15 inches long by now?

You may have knobendotosis.

[wim121]

I was just looking at my old pile of PC DVD games,
thinking I would bin them this weekend. I felt a bit sad, then I thought 'well, at least you will never get cancer'

Don't bin them! What have you got? Could be worth a few pennies!


Also you're wrong here, DVD's do get cancer. That's why I back all my discs up because some discs, even when stored in optimum conditions will get cancer, while all it's other mates are fine. Slowly it's film will start to crack and ripple, making it unreadable, poor little disc!

[mudskipper]

A whole thread about Fish? Shame we don't know a Marillion fan.

[d000hg]

I was just looking at my old pile of PC DVD games,
thinking I would bin them this weekend. I felt a bit sad, then I thought 'well, at least you will never get cancer'

Why do your aging DVDs protect you from cancer EO? I think you should alert the NHS

You may have to ask d000gh for the theological ideology of dichotomy, but in the physical world, well, sh1t happens.

That's a fairly good summary... the world is ill and sh1t happens as a symptom. Playing the "why did this happen to me?" game is as futile to Christian as to atheist. Obviously if you believe in karma it's different, but you'd have to ask a Buddhist about that. Do we have any Buddhists, or in fact proper believers of any major non-Christian religion, on CUK?

[Halo Jones]

Oh my Cod, this is going to be good. We are going to be a Dab hand at this, I think?!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of shark wit never hurt anyone..!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone do any Betta?!!!!!!!!!
As Russ is a prawn again Christian, eel be betta than most!!!!!!!!
Make sure that they are not too crappie*!!!!!!!
*The crappie is one of two common species of freshwater fish, genus Pomoxis, family Centrarchidae. They are extremely popular game fish !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know I can get a bit over zealous with punctuation but that many exclamation marks?, "Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind & of someone who wears his under pants on his head" (T.Pratchett)

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Why do fish get cancer ? (or any other number of really bad things)

Either - there is no God

or

There is one and he/she/it is unspeakably evil.