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Why do fish get cancer ?
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Greg, you're talking carp.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe hath watched over thee from the dat thou wert prawn.Comment
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"with the suggestion that codswallop is a derisive term for soft drinks by beer drinkers"Originally posted by Old Greg View PostHe hath watched over thee from the dat thou wert prawn.
Is that the stuff those Northerners drink..?nomadd liked this postComment
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Same thing you pollock.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAre you sure it's cancer?
It might be a tuna.Comment
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Either way it must be a terrible bloater him.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAre you sure it's cancer?
It might be a tuna.Comment
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Oh my Cod, this is going to be good. We are going to be a Dab hand at this, I think?!!!!!!!!!!!
A bit of shark wit never hurt anyone..!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone do any Betta?!!!!!!!!!
As Russ is a prawn again Christian, eel be betta than most!!!!!!!!
Make sure that they are not too crappie*!!!!!!!
*The crappie is one of two common species of freshwater fish, genus Pomoxis, family Centrarchidae. They are extremely popular game fish !!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Cancer is a disease of cells when their replicating controls are damaged, anything that has more than a few cells is prone to this disease. Every few seconds your body creates millions of new cells, .....except follicles on the scalp of lots of men over 30
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