Its CUK Village Idiot nomination time

[Old Greg]

I believe I got in there before you.....

You only get one double bed between you all.

[AtW]

You only get one double bed between you all.

oracleslave was first to call it right...

[Old Greg]

oracleslave was first to call it right...

If you're sure you want oracle's sloppy seconds on scooter...

[AtW]

If you're sure you want oracle's sloppy seconds on scooter...

It's not what I meant!

[Old Greg]

It's not what I meant!

You want scooter to have oracle's sloppy seconds on you?

[d000hg]

Ladies and Gentlemen, there can be only one winner: the originator of this classic CUK thread, which still has me chuckling months later, at the sheer ineptness, ignorance and naivete of the thread originator:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ip-oxford.html

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot aka Lord Haw Haw von Sheisser Catchen mit PooperScoopen.

It's disgusting you're distorting the venerable VI award to propagate your girly spat. It's borderline stalking now.

I call for a recount.

[sasguru]

It's disgusting you're distorting the venerable VI award to propagate your girly spat. It's borderline stalking now.

I call for a recount.

I invented the venerable VI award I'll have you know.
If you're feeling left out I might start a CUK Hypocritical God Botherer award just for you.

[Doggy Styles]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

[oscarose]

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

[sasguru]

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

Lord Haw Haw the Tulip Picker has just passed me his acceptance speech:

"Thank you, CUKKERS, for this great honour. Sadly I can't be with you today. As the pre-eminent mathematical genius in Europe, I am busy with one of my many hundreds of clients, not to mention having to manage my extensive property empire. I am shortly to leave for Burkina Faso, which is the best place in the world, so am currently in a hotel in Heathrow, standing on the bed, because I have just seen a mouse.
I really must get my clients to pay for expenses. Anyway thanks, again, I am sure I will live up to my title in the future."