Reply to: Its CUK Village Idiot nomination time

[DodgyAgent]

Lord Haw Haw the Tulip Picker has just passed me his acceptance speech:

"Thank you, CUKKERS, for this great honour. Sadly I can't be with you today. As the pre-eminent mathematical genius in Europe, I am busy with one of my many hundreds of clients, not to mention having to manage my extensive property empire. I am shortly to leave for Burkina Faso, which is the best place in the world, so am currently in a hotel in Heathrow, standing on the bed, because I have just seen a mouse.
I really must get my clients to pay for expenses. Anyway thanks, again, I am sure I will live up to my title in the future."

Should'nt his prize be a 6 week ban?

[nomadd]

Any others worthy of inclusion?

Anyone who posts in General.

(And yes, I see what I did there... )

[sasguru]

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

Lord Haw Haw the Tulip Picker has just passed me his acceptance speech:

"Thank you, CUKKERS, for this great honour. Sadly I can't be with you today. As the pre-eminent mathematical genius in Europe, I am busy with one of my many hundreds of clients, not to mention having to manage my extensive property empire. I am shortly to leave for Burkina Faso, which is the best place in the world, so am currently in a hotel in Heathrow, standing on the bed, because I have just seen a mouse.
I really must get my clients to pay for expenses. Anyway thanks, again, I am sure I will live up to my title in the future."

[oscarose]

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

[Doggy Styles]

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot

He couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.

Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?

[sasguru]

It's disgusting you're distorting the venerable VI award to propagate your girly spat. It's borderline stalking now.

I call for a recount.

I invented the venerable VI award I'll have you know.
If you're feeling left out I might start a CUK Hypocritical God Botherer award just for you.

[d000hg]

Ladies and Gentlemen, there can be only one winner: the originator of this classic CUK thread, which still has me chuckling months later, at the sheer ineptness, ignorance and naivete of the thread originator:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ip-oxford.html

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot aka Lord Haw Haw von Sheisser Catchen mit PooperScoopen.

It's disgusting you're distorting the venerable VI award to propagate your girly spat. It's borderline stalking now.

I call for a recount.

[Old Greg]

It's not what I meant!

You want scooter to have oracle's sloppy seconds on you?

[AtW]

If you're sure you want oracle's sloppy seconds on scooter...

It's not what I meant!

[Old Greg]

oracleslave was first to call it right...

If you're sure you want oracle's sloppy seconds on scooter...

[AtW]

You only get one double bed between you all.

oracleslave was first to call it right...

[Old Greg]

I believe I got in there before you.....

You only get one double bed between you all.

[sasguru]

Romantic getaway weekend with scooter in Heathrow Thistle.

Don't start you'll have me spluttering again.

[Old Greg]

Do I get a prize for correct guess?

Romantic getaway weekend with scooter in Heathrow Thistle.

[sasguru]

Do I get a prize for correct guess?

Nah it doesn't take a genius to see that Lord Haw HAw is not quite, ahem, with it ...