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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHe couldn't be with us tonight to collect his award because he is somewhere in Scootopia, wrapping euro notes around his old chap.
Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?
"Thank you, CUKKERS, for this great honour. Sadly I can't be with you today. As the pre-eminent mathematical genius in Europe, I am busy with one of my many hundreds of clients, not to mention having to manage my extensive property empire. I am shortly to leave for Burkina Faso, which is the best place in the world, so am currently in a hotel in Heathrow, standing on the bed, because I have just seen a mouse.
I really must get my clients to pay for expenses. Anyway thanks, again, I am sure I will live up to my title in the future."
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostLadies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot
Can we have a volunteer to collect it for him and make an acceptance speech?
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostIt's disgusting you're distorting the venerable VI award to propagate your girly spat. It's borderline stalking now.
I call for a recount.
If you're feeling left out I might start a CUK Hypocritical God Botherer award just for you.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostLadies and Gentlemen, there can be only one winner: the originator of this classic CUK thread, which still has me chuckling months later, at the sheer ineptness, ignorance and naivete of the thread originator:
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ip-oxford.html
Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner is ScooterScot aka Lord Haw Haw von Sheisser Catchen mit PooperScoopen.
I call for a recount.
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