Tomorrow will be National Talk like a Contractor Day...

[eek]

What do you mean "I can't park my Bentley there!"...

oh the porsche. That's the weekend car. Its usually an Aston but its in for a service.

[Alf W]

Do you want fries with that?

[NotAllThere]

Toward the end of the month... "Dear, esteemed, super duper manager type. Pretty please can I have your signature on this timesheet".

"Take a holiday? At my rate? I can't afford it".

[NotAllThere]

oh the porsche. That's the weekend car. Its usually an Aston but its in for a service.

My other car is also a porsche.

[bless 'em all]

Meeting on Friday afternoon? No. Monday morning? Not good either.

[DodgyAgent]

My other car is also a porsche.

I'm a twat