Dogging advice ....

[amcdonald]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

[Churchill]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Buy a frisby.

[EternalOptimist]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

[Zoiderman]

season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

Tie it to the back of your vehicle, drive to new pub in the next village one night, then have 12 pints and take short cuts on the way back.

Next night, try to take it out again.

[wim121]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:

A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.

Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

[Paddy]

I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

Remember to keep the interior light on when dogging

[bless 'em all]

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:



Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

[MarillionFan]

It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

[MarillionFan]

Have sex with it?

Check you aren't allergic first:



Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

From the same Journal.

Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)

[northernladyuk]

From the same Journal.

Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)

There was an old man on a boat
Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
He lured her to bed,
Sawed off her head
And f**ked her all night down the throat.