I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
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season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the leadOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostI want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
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Tie it to the back of your vehicle, drive to new pub in the next village one night, then have 12 pints and take short cuts on the way back.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postseason lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

Next night, try to take it out again.Comment
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Have sex with it?Originally posted by amcdonald View PostI want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
Check you aren't allergic first:
Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.
The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.
Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ieComment
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Remember to keep the interior light on when doggingOriginally posted by amcdonald View PostI want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.Originally posted by wim121 View PostHave sex with it?
Check you aren't allergic first:
Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!
Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostIt turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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From the same Journal.Originally posted by wim121 View PostHave sex with it?
Check you aren't allergic first:
Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!
Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie
Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie
Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There was an old man on a boatOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostFrom the same Journal.
Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie
Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)
Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
He lured her to bed,
Sawed off her head
And f**ked her all night down the throat.Comment
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