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Previously on "Dogging advice ...."

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  • wim121
    replied
    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

    Hehehehehe very funny.

    One thing many people don't know is I love peanuts. I have a snoopy home-phone and even a full body snoopy costume.

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  • Cliphead
    replied
    There was a young vampire called Mabel
    Who's period was incredibly stable
    Each month at full moon
    She'd reach down with a spoon
    And drink herself under the table

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  • northernladyuk
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    There was a transsexual from Khartoum
    Who brought a transvestite to his room
    But when they got there
    It wasn't quite clear
    Who was to do what, and to whom.
    There was an old abbess of Bicester
    Who strapped a courgette to a sister
    Who buggered a brother
    While felching the mother
    And getting the Good Lord to fist 'er.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    There was an old man on a boat
    Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
    He lured her to bed,
    Sawed off her head
    And f**ked her all night down the throat.
    There was a transsexual from Khartoum
    Who brought a transvestite to his room
    But when they got there
    It wasn't quite clear
    Who was to do what, and to whom.

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  • northernladyuk
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    From the same Journal.

    Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

    Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)
    There was an old man on a boat
    Who fell deeply in love with a goat.
    He lured her to bed,
    Sawed off her head
    And f**ked her all night down the throat.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Have sex with it?

    Check you aren't allergic first:



    Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


    Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie
    From the same Journal.

    Floridians to be banned from baggy pants and bestiality · TheJournal.ie

    Asphyxiated a goat. (shakes head in disbelief)

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

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  • bless 'em all
    replied
    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Have sex with it?

    Check you aren't allergic first:



    Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


    Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie
    It turns out the dog was called Snoopy. She was allergic to Peanuts.

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  • Paddy
    replied
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
    Remember to keep the interior light on when dogging

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  • wim121
    replied
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
    Have sex with it?

    Check you aren't allergic first:

    A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse.

    The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.
    Ohhhh those crazy Irish drunken ideas!


    Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal.ie

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  • Zoiderman
    replied
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead

    Tie it to the back of your vehicle, drive to new pub in the next village one night, then have 12 pints and take short cuts on the way back.

    Next night, try to take it out again.

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
    season lightly with salt and pepper, take to Korea and let it off the lead



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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
    I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?
    Buy a frisby.

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  • amcdonald
    started a topic Dogging advice ....

    Dogging advice ....

    I want to keep my dog fit, any ideas ?

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