What is it called?

[SueEllen]

Blue tak?

[SueEllen]

That's alright then, you'd probably win.

I don't win in fights with children.

They cheat by making me laugh at them.

[NotAllThere]

A nail gun.

[SueEllen]

A nail gun.

I want them to move their f***ing car not call out the AA or whatever (and the police) because they can't drive it.

[Paddy]

I got blocked in by a Merc when I went to the Post Office, I went back and asked “If anyone owns the Merc, can they please move it.” Upper class twit replied, “ I will only be a few mininutes, I’m waiting in the queue.”. I replied, “That’s OK, I have a tow rope,” to which he promptly moved it.

[NickFitz]

Round here it's usually people going shopping in Iceland. Iceland's car park is in plain sight next to the pavement directly across the road from the drive they're blocking and is never even half-full, but the risk of having to wait 30 seconds for a gap in the traffic so they can get around the corner to the entrance is too great

They have to leave via that corner anyway, which makes their behaviour even more imbecilic

[norrahe]

This guy used to park his shiny white porsche across the disabled bays in the local supermarket, when he left he'd always dump the trolley in the parking space.

[SueEllen]

They have to leave via that corner anyway, which makes their behaviour even more imbecilic

Well in my case there were at least 3 empty bays which they could parked in all within about 10 metres of each other, but they decided to park in front of an entrance and block it.

When they reversed out they would have been reversing into a junction, there as if they parked in one of the bays it's easier to reverse out. In fact in one of the bays that was free they could have reversed in and driven out.

Some people are just stupid. Anyway I'm dealing with it legally.

I just wanted to stick a piece of paper to their windscreen with some sort of sticky substance which is hard to get off.

Then do it every week until they get the message or get caught by the council.

[wim121]

I want them to move their f***ing car not call out the AA or whatever (and the police) because they can't drive it.

If they are blocking a driveway or something, you have every right to call the police. I have done that before and the police contacted them and told them to move their car or be towed.

[MarillionFan]

Well in my case there were at least 3 empty bays which they could parked in all within about 10 metres of each other, but they decided to park in front of an entrance and block it.

When they reversed out they would have been reversing into a junction, there as if they parked in one of the bays it's easier to reverse out. In fact in one of the bays that was free they could have reversed in and driven out.

Some people are just stupid. Anyway I'm dealing with it legally.

I just wanted to stick a piece of paper to their windscreen with some sort of sticky substance which is hard to get off.

Then do it every week until they get the message or get caught by the council.

Can't you just block them in? Then wait for them to come back and have one **** off almighty row with them to whit you can then say 'You blocked me in and now you can stay here until the end of eternity without any hope of ever moving your car you f**king useless geriatic ****.