Make Bratwurst British

[Zoiderman]

Fine, PM me your address. I'll be round at the weekend. Saturday Ok?

In Cornwall this weekend, but you're free to meet me in Bridgwater anytime **** nuts. PM me when you want to pop over and I'll see you here.

[sasguru]

Make sure someone films the ensuing on a smartphone. Points will be added for mincing and general camp behaviour.

[Churchill]

In Cornwall this weekend, but you're free to meet me in Bridgwater anytime **** nuts. PM me when you want to pop over and I'll see you here.

Oi SB! Looks like he's passing through your neck of the woods this weekend.

[Zoiderman]

Oi SB! Looks like he's passing through your neck of the woods this weekend.

SO gutless as well as stupid?

I don't think I would ever have a reason to visit Plymouth. Full of 6 fingered cave dwellers.

I think Fat boy is on a break too.

[Churchill]

SO gutless as well as stupid?

I don't think I would ever have a reason to visit Plymouth. Full of 6 fingered cave dwellers.

I think Fat boy is on a break too.

Gutless? I'm still waiting for your address.

[Zoiderman]

Gutless? I'm still waiting for your address.

I don;t want my children seeing me paste you around our paddock gaylord. As I said, PM me a time you want to come and see me in Bridgwater and I'll sort you out there son.

[Churchill]

I don;t want my children seeing me paste you around our paddock gaylord. As I said, PM me a time you want to come and see me in Bridgwater and I'll sort you out there son.

Of course you will. Come on, put up or shut up.

Your back-pedalling is embarrassing.

[Zoiderman]

Of course you will. Come on, put up or shut up.

Your back-pedalling is embarrassing.

Anytime you like, Bridgwater. Anytime.

My guess, is that you aren't that brave when it comes to the get go.

As I said, PM me a time and date to see me in Bridgwater.

That's putting up. Now, let's see you clamber back into your box.

[Churchill]

Anytime you like, Bridgwater. Anytime.

My guess, is that you aren't that brave when it comes to the get go.

As I said, PM me a time and date to see me in Bridgwater.

That's putting up. Now, let's see you clamber back into your box.

PM me your address. You're the one who extended the invitation. If I turn up on your doorstep you're going to sh!t yourself.

This is getting boring now. Just do it or shut the **** up.

[Arturo Bassick]

Make sure someone films the ensuing on a smartphone. Points will be added for mincing and general camp behaviour.

What do you expect?

This

or this