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Steak & BJ Day - 14th March
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As vegetarians can't eat steak, do they get an extra blow job?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I'm not sure vegetarians can give a BJ can they?Originally posted by doodab View PostAs vegetarians can't eat steak, do they get an extra blow job?Comment
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I think they can eat the cheese but not the sausage.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI'm not sure vegetarians can give a BJ can they?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You can hide the old chap with a bit of limp lettuce as it's cosseted within a sesame seed burger bun.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI'm not sure vegetarians can give a BJ can they?
Allegedly.
hyperD's Top Tip #43 in making vegans eat disguised pieces of meat.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Lost count the number times March 14th has come this year...
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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The rest of us were more concerned with the receiving rather than the provision though ss.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostLost count the number times March 14th has come this year...
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Din't think you were the homophobic type..Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostThe rest of us were more concerned with the receiving rather than the provision though ss.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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