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Or using chocolate instead of lube ...Originally posted by hyperD View Postchoking

Chocking is where you place hard wood or hard rubber blocks in the fore and aft of the wheels of aircraft landing gear to prevent it from moving while parked at the gate or in a hangar.
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Can you get Steak Pot Noodle?Originally posted by wim121 View PostUghhh don't remind me. Try teaching equality to women, see how far you get. Why do you think 14th March hasn't taken off?
As for me on 14th March, I might have a steak, if I can be bothered to cook it.
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Ughhh don't remind me. Try teaching equality to women, see how far you get. Why do you think 14th March hasn't taken off?Originally posted by kingcook View Post
As for me on 14th March, I might have a steak, if I can be bothered to cook it.
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chokingOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI've seen that problem, when you are giving him a gobble you are probably going to deep and chocking a little

Chocking is where you place hard wood or hard rubber blocks in the fore and aft of the wheels of aircraft landing gear to prevent it from moving while parked at the gate or in a hangar.
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Originally posted by norrahe View Post
First time I saw that I needed a week to recover from the giggles. Think it was in Odeon on Clerk st in Edinburgh, not no more.
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I did say I lost count, just right before I lost conscious...Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDo you have a high protein diet?
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostWell he has been getting a lot of work lately.
I didn't think you could advertise those sort of services on LinkedIn.
This one time I had 3 jobs at the same time. Tell you, after I finished one the other two were a lot easier.
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