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Previously on "Steak & BJ Day - 14th March"

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  • kingcook
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Why? Who are you sucking off?
    You wanna suck poppet?

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Can you get Steak Pot Noodle?
    Hahahaha ..... Not really as I HATE pot noodles, dirty little sl*g snacks they are!

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    choking



    Chocking is where you place hard wood or hard rubber blocks in the fore and aft of the wheels of aircraft landing gear to prevent it from moving while parked at the gate or in a hangar.
    Or using chocolate instead of lube ...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Ughhh don't remind me. Try teaching equality to women, see how far you get. Why do you think 14th March hasn't taken off?

    As for me on 14th March, I might have a steak, if I can be bothered to cook it.
    Can you get Steak Pot Noodle?

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    Steak and BJ Day

    Can't wait!!!
    Ughhh don't remind me. Try teaching equality to women, see how far you get. Why do you think 14th March hasn't taken off?

    As for me on 14th March, I might have a steak, if I can be bothered to cook it.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I've seen that problem, when you are giving him a gobble you are probably going to deep and chocking a little
    choking



    Chocking is where you place hard wood or hard rubber blocks in the fore and aft of the wheels of aircraft landing gear to prevent it from moving while parked at the gate or in a hangar.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I did say I lost count, just right before I lost conscious...
    I've seen that problem, when you are giving him a gobble you are probably going to deep and chocking a little

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Sorry all I heard was this.


    First time I saw that I needed a week to recover from the giggles. Think it was in Odeon on Clerk st in Edinburgh, not no more.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Do you have a high protein diet?
    I did say I lost count, just right before I lost conscious...

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    This one time I had 3 jobs at the same time. Tell you, after I finished one the other two were a lot easier.
    Sorry all I heard was this.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Lost count the number times March 14th has come this year...
    Do you have a high protein diet?

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by kingcook View Post
    Steak and BJ Day

    Can't wait!!!
    Why? Who are you sucking off?

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Well he has been getting a lot of work lately.

    I didn't think you could advertise those sort of services on LinkedIn.

    This one time I had 3 jobs at the same time. Tell you, after I finished one the other two were a lot easier.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    The rest of us were more concerned with the receiving rather than the provision though ss.

    Well he has been getting a lot of work lately.

    I didn't think you could advertise those sort of services on LinkedIn.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Not really, was going to suggest we hook on the 14th. You know how to break a guy's heart.
    Tell it to Zoiderman.

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