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    #11
    ...and I though Snakes on a Plane had a crap plot.

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      #12
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      Is this the no. 40 from Clydebank to Easterhouse via Drumchapel?
      Feck, it was many years ago, can't remember the bus number. I would take the Stageco-ckro-ach from Bellshill to Glasgow city centre. I soon got used to the stench of smoke and booze but what was really atrocious were the fecking kids throwing stones at the bus at the roundabout between Viewpark and Uddingston. First time I was shocked but the bus driver couldn't care less as he was used to that sh't.
      Happy days anyway!
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #13
        Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
        Is this the no. 40 from Clydebank to Easterhouse via Drumchapel?
        I grew up in Clydebank.

        Still waiting for the Luftwaffe to finish what they started
        Me, me, me...

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          #14
          Originally posted by hyperD View Post


          Kevin Bridges
          Just watched it, he tells it like it
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #15
            There was a right prick on the train this morning.
            All his stuff strewn over a table meant to seat 4. I literally had to push his rubbish over to his side before I could get my laptop out, made sure it all ended up on top of his blackberry and iphone
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              I remember seeing some scousers (say no more) on a top deck trying to push a bus over by charging against the window. The bus was visibly wobbling.

              Glad I wasn't on it.
              I'm alright Jack

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                #17
                Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                I remember seeing some scousers (say no more) on a top deck trying to push a bus over by charging against the window. The bus was visibly wobbling.

                Glad I wasn't on it.
                I think you'll find that scousers have the same intellectual capacity as pigeons. Hence having wandered up the stairs to the top deck they were incapable of finding their way down, panicked and were trying to escape.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  I think you'll find that scousers have the same intellectual capacity as pigeons. Hence having wandered up the stairs to the top deck they were incapable of finding their way down, panicked and were trying to escape.
                  And if the bus had tipped over it would have been the police's fault.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
                    I remember seeing some scousers (say no more) on a top deck trying to push a bus over by charging against the window. The bus was visibly wobbling.

                    Glad I wasn't on it.
                    Actually that's a common trick amongst school-kids, or it was in my father's day.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      What do you mean 'you have no choice'? Have you lost your driving license? Have you been banned from all local cab companies for puking up in the cabs (or worse)? You can't get a bike? Did you fire the chauffeur?

                      There is NEVER an exuse for taking a bus. You are a contractor - start acting like one.
                      Last edited by v8gaz; 2 March 2012, 11:12.
                      World's Best Martini

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