Just Welled Up: Im a dad!!

[SantaClaus]

Congratulations!

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[wobbegong]

I had a few encounters, yes, but it was strictly buns up.

IF you are real (which I doubt), and IF your wife has really just given birth (which I also doubt), and IF you did what you admit to (which again, I seriously doubt) then you truely are a reprehensible piece of crap.

[pacharan]

Congrats!

Cheers Wim

Does it turn creepy when you get called daddy as a sexual euphemism once you're a father?

Hasn't happened yet. Will let you know tomorrow!

[Lockhouse]

Congratutalions!

[milanbenes]

congratulations dad

Milan.

[EternalOptimist]

yes, Barry Island where he was (probably) conceived.(Missus was feeling a bit frisky after playing Super Hang On in the amusements).

He may also have been conceived in a layby in the village of Dean on the A361 but I'm not so keen on that name.

my daughter, 'woolies shop doorway knee trembler' agrees with you on that one

[Pondlife]

IF you are real (which I doubt), and IF your wife has really just given birth (which I also doubt), and IF you did what you admit to (which again, I seriously doubt) then you truely are a reprehensible piece of crap.

[DeludedAussie]

Sat outside the maternity ward at Paulton Hospital where I am very proud to announce that Mrs Pacharan has just brought our new baby boy Barry into the world.

Barry is a healthy 9 pounds and mother and sin are both doing great!

What sort of a name is Barry???!!!