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Just Welled Up: Im a dad!!
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No, he was drinking with the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral! Do keep up...Originally posted by Pondlife View PostSo whilst your wife was pregnant you were shagging around with the women who work at the various service stations you claim to frequent?Comment
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That was just some obscure thread about 10CC song titles.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNo, he was drinking with the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral! Do keep up...Comment
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Oh, I gave up after the second line.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostThat was just some obscure thread about 10CC song titles.
Maybe the new dog will eat the baby?Comment
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Congrats fella
Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.Comment
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Congrats!

Glad the son is such a healthy weight and hopefully not too difficult a birth for the mum. Well done ...
Question for new dads though? Does it turn creepy when you get called daddy as a sexual euphemism once you're a father?Comment
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