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Just Welled Up: Im a dad!!

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    #21
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So whilst your wife was pregnant you were shagging around with the women who work at the various service stations you claim to frequent?
    I had a few encounters, yes, but it was strictly buns up.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
      So whilst your wife was pregnant you were shagging around with the women who work at the various service stations you claim to frequent?
      No, he was drinking with the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral! Do keep up...
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        #23
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        That was just some obscure thread about 10CC song titles.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          That was just some obscure thread about 10CC song titles.
          Oh, I gave up after the second line.

          Maybe the new dog will eat the baby?
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            #25
            Have you named him after Barry Chuckle ?

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              #26
              Need to find a recipe for leeks in cheese shoes for when she gets out.

              It's her favourite

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                #27
                Congrats fella
                Your friendly neighbourhood VirtualMonkey - Not giving financial advice since...well...ever.

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                  #28
                  How many nurses did you get beam up whilst waiting?
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #29
                    Congrats!

                    Glad the son is such a healthy weight and hopefully not too difficult a birth for the mum. Well done ...


                    Question for new dads though? Does it turn creepy when you get called daddy as a sexual euphemism once you're a father?

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                      #30
                      None lol.

                      Maybe I'll have better luck up the services tonight

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