Darren Upton - Mistress update

[AtW]

"She explained: ‘I’m not unattractive and I’m used to dating good-looking men, so it was a bit of a shock to meet Darren in the flesh. My first impression was that he was ugly but his banter and charm made me see him in a different light and in the end I agreed to meet him again.’"

[eek]

<Mrs_Merton>
So Vicky, what first attracted you to the pretend millionaire Darren Upton?
</Mrs_Merton>

WPLS x1000

[bless 'em all]

"She explained: ‘I’m not unattractive and I’m used to dating good-looking men, so it was a bit of a shock to meet Darren in the flesh. My first impression was that he was ugly but his banter and charm made me see him in a different light and in the end I agreed to shag him if he drove his Bentley.’"

More likely don't you think?

[BrilloPad]

"This was not Victoria’s first ‘bad experience’ with men. One of her former partners was Bryan Garvey – who had shared an £18.5 million National Lottery jackpot with four other winners before she met him."

Is there a common theme here?

[norrahe]

"She explained: ‘I’m not unattractive and I’m used to dating good-looking men, so it was a bit of a shock to meet Darren in the flesh. My first impression was that he was ugly but his banter and charm made me see him in a different light and in the end I agreed to meet him again.’"

Hmmm, facelift too far dearie.

[AtW]

Is there a common theme here?

Men are all bastards?

[shaunbhoy]

Men are all likely to succumb to the devious wiles of a y-shaped golddigger with large hooters?

ftfy

[mudskipper]

FFS.

Married bloke goes on dating website, contacts woman and start affair. During that affair he has a kid with his wife. He also commits fraud, and steals money from intelligent, well-educated people who all say what a nice bloke he seemed and how they genuinely thought he was their friend. But the mistress is supposed to have seen through his charm and lies, known he was married and that her gifts were the result of his ill gotten gains. It's her fault, the golddigging bitch.

Easy target IMO.

FFS.

[MarillionFan]

"She explained: ‘I’m not unattractive and I’m used to dating good-looking men, so it was a bit of a shock to meet Darren in the flesh. My first impression was that he was ugly but his banter and charm made me see him in a different light and in the end I agreed to meet him again.’"

Hey AtW. This means if you can get to the first £10 Million then you could be in with the chance of pulling a gold-digging, ex football player dating, 6 foot dumb model.

[mudskipper]

Hey AtW. This means if you can get to the first £10 Million then you could be in with the chance of pulling a gold-digging, ex football player dating, 6 foot dumb model.

Actually, I was thinking the wife probably needs a shoulder to cry on.