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Darren Upton - Mistress update
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Darren Upton - Mistress update
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think -

Upton's lavish home: But as his wife was looking after his baby daughter, he was carrying on his affair with Victoria using cash from his fraud
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"She thought she was going to spend the rest of her life with Upton, with plans to ‘retire’ to the Bahamas in October, where he claimed to have a beachside property."
There is the answer to how he thought he was going to get away with it. He was going to jump ship. This is what I thought all along.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Needy wimmin with low self esteem ...luv it!Close to tears, she added: ‘After a series of bad relationships, I just wanted someone who wanted to give me a hug and love me. Darren appeared to be that man.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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erm ...that actually looks like what I would class as a modest rather than lavish 4 bed detached - if it was darn sarf it may be worth a few bob - but oop north?Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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<Mrs_Merton>
So Vicky, what first attracted you to the pretend millionaire Darren Upton?
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IIRC it was bought for about 400k, at the top of the housing boomOriginally posted by Troll View Posterm ...that actually looks like what I would class as a modest rather than lavish 4 bed detached - if it was darn sarf it may be worth a few bob - but oop north?
Maybe ;-)Originally posted by k2p2 View PostMaybe the CUK victims could sell their story too.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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That's what I call wimpy from hell. I once got lost in such an estate during my lunch break at a client's site, scared myself.Originally posted by Troll View Posterm ...that actually looks like what I would class as a modest rather than lavish 4 bed detached - if it was darn sarf it may be worth a few bob - but oop north?
Glad I don't live in a street."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIIRC it was bought for about 400k, at the top of the housing boom
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