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Ho ho ho, who's got the last laugh now?

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    #11
    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Who is his father?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Must be some piss poor company if they see you as the leading edge!



      ;-) Well done.
      Just saying like.

      where there's chaos, there's cash !

      I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

      Lowering the tone since 1963

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        #13
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        "They all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said the world was round . . . . ." la la la la la la la
        of course they did

        it's an oblate spheroid!

        But it's nice that teacher gave you a star for your first piece of work, really it is. Well done little one. Where's the "sarcastic pat on the head" smiley when you need it...

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          #14
          Print out the email and stick it on the fridge door.

          The kids will be dead proud.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Suityou03 mostly calls me a "dullard". Bright lad.
            Probably because you nicked his playroom and pretended that it was an office.
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              #16
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Now they are listening to me that the spec written by my previous encumbant is full of holes, and want to switch to agile as I suggested.
              Sounds like a great source of future hilarity calamity.
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              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Sounds like a great source of future hilarity calamity.
                Well the waterfall route has failed. If not agile, what do you suggest, ooooooooooooooooh wise one?
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

                  "They all laughed when edison recorded sound ...... "
                  Thats because it was a recording of Mrs Edison doing a duck impression with her queefs.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Well the waterfall route has failed because of me. If not agile, what do you suggest, ooooooooooooooooh wise one?
                    FTFY
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

                      "They all laughed at Christopher Columbus, when he said the world was round . . . . ." la la la la la la la

                      They did laugh at Columbus, and still do, when he was convinced he had discovered India instead of America.
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