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Previously on "Ho ho ho, who's got the last laugh now?"

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.
    WFS.

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  • EricBartlett
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.
    The one that Suity can't tell from his elbow

    Sorry for any confusion

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Suityou has 99 problems but a sphincter ain't 49.
    OK it's sphincter and ding a ling a ding dongs time which means it's time for bed.*









    * I don't think that previous line came out like I meant it to but I'm too knackered to care.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.
    Suityou has 99 problems but a sphincter ain't 49.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.

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  • doodab
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    There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post
    Suity doesn't know the difference between his sphincter and his humeroulnar joint.
    I know you're a sphincter.

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  • EricBartlett
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

    I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

    You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?
    Suity doesn't know the difference between his sphincter and his humeroulnar joint.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    This I like

    What is the difference?
    You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

    I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

    You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?
    This I like

    What is the difference?

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

    I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

    You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    The point, suity, is that "agile" is just a sales term that can mean any number of things, whereas FDD is far more specific.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The point, suity, is that "agile" is just a sales term that can mean any number of things, whereas FDD is far more specific.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Whoosh.

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Feature driven development IS A PART OF AGILE

    Proper retarded article, selected by a proper retarded poster.
    Whoosh.

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