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    #41
    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Whoosh.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      The point, suity, is that "agile" is just a sales term that can mean any number of things, whereas FDD is far more specific.
      "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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        #43
        Originally posted by Freamon View Post
        The point, suity, is that "agile" is just a sales term that can mean any number of things, whereas FDD is far more specific.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

          I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

          You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?
          "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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            #45
            Originally posted by Freamon View Post
            One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

            I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

            You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?
            This I like

            What is the difference?
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #46
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              This I like

              What is the difference?
              You can negotiate with a terrorist.
              "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                #47
                Originally posted by Freamon View Post
                One of the risks of "agile" is false hope, i.e. the idea that just by adopting a particular methodology you can turn a failing project into a successful one.

                I'm not a big fan of methodologies - most of them turn out to be passing fads.

                You know the difference between a methodologist and a terrorist?
                Suity doesn't know the difference between his sphincter and his humeroulnar joint.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by EricBartlett View Post
                  Suity doesn't know the difference between his sphincter and his humeroulnar joint.
                  I know you're a sphincter.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by doodab View Post
                      There are over 50 sphincters in the human body. Please be more specific.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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