She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[BrilloPad]

Bugger off you ... I'm his guru :-)

What exactly does being his guru involve? Do you have to make sure he is disease free first?

[KimberleyChris]

No, it's more like being the old trainer in the Rocky movies :-)

[Arturo Bassick]

No, it's more like being the old trainer in the Rocky movies :-)

Ah, you are far to old and you are not able to perform, but you can pass on your techniques for a younger fitter man to use.

[KimberleyChris]

Nope,
I still play the same game, but now I'm in the senior's team :-)

[psychocandy]

KentPhillip - maybe I'm the one being naive here but are you ****** serious with some of the stuff on this thread or is this all a big wind up?

[AtW]

KentPhillip - maybe I'm the one being naive here but are you ****** serious with some of the stuff on this thread or is this all a big wind up?

We will not know that until his boss reads this thread or perhaps even that fair lady...

[doomage]

So did she clean his place or not?

[AtW]

So did she clean his place or not?

Apparently so - he is still looking for his wallet...

[d000hg]

No, it's more like being the old trainer in the Rocky movies :-)

You get to hold the spit bucket?

[KentPhilip]

KentPhillip - maybe I'm the one being naive here but are you ****** serious with some of the stuff on this thread or is this all a big wind up?

No, it's all 100% legit.