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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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I avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Now, to simulate sex with a 70 odd year old woman, try separating the two halves of a cheese toastie
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Its okay, I see that its the same people as toytowngermany.com. Do you get as many twats on the Swiss one as the German one?Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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As an OAP, I find it very difficult. I am short sited and have difficulty in even finding the slot so I usually I pop a finger in first. I have seen some people use machines to help them in the activity. As for online activities I am worried about viruses. Then there is the cost, last time it cost me £40… sorry I though it was OAP Banking… I’ll go and have a cup of tea now."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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