OAP Bonking

[Paddy]

As an OAP, I find it very difficult. I am short sited and have difficulty in even finding the slot so I usually I pop a finger in first. I have seen some people use machines to help them in the activity. As for online activities I am worried about viruses. Then there is the cost, last time it cost me £40… sorry I though it was OAP Banking… I’ll go and have a cup of tea now.

[darmstadt]

I avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.

Its okay, I see that its the same people as toytowngermany.com. Do you get as many twats on the Swiss one as the German one?

[TestMangler]

Now, to simulate sex with a 70 odd year old woman, try separating the two halves of a cheese toastie

[NotAllThere]

I avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.

[pmeswani]

TFFT

Which one of the 2 in the picture is you?

[darmstadt]

TFFT