Wipro boss Azim Premji to train UK students in Bangalore

[DodgyAgent]

How does this fit in with your negative viewpoint on the outlook for UK contractors?

I have no problem with "offshoring" but I do have a problem with "onshoring" and the abuse of the intra company transfer scheme that enables these people to ship cheap IT specialists to the UK.

[Freamon]

Course schedule:

Day 1: Doing the doings.

Day 2: Doing the needful.

Day 3: Not be having the environments.

Day 4: Deadlines - Today Morning.

Day 5: Why saying 'yes' doesn't mean you'll actually do the doings.

Congratulations. You now have a degree. You are now an Accenture senior consultant.

This post definitely delivers the needful.

Please revert back in case of any discrepancy.

[AtW]

And yet I know for a fact that Google outsource a lot of their software development to Wipro nowadays.

WHS

Google will be ripe for the taking in a matter of years...

[BrilloPad]

WHS

Google will be ripe for the taking in a matter of years...

Are you already preparing a bid?

[AtW]

Are you already preparing a bid?

I might attend the auction

[DodgyAgent]

WHS

Google will be ripe for the taking in a matter of years...

Go get em Tiger

[Bunk]

This post definitely delivers the needful.

Please revert back in case of any discrepancy.

I was just thinking that he'd missed out the course on "reverting".

It's always struck me as ironic that although they use the word "revert" incorrectly we still end up doing a lot of reverting to fix the mess they've made.

[Freamon]

I was just thinking that he'd missed out the course on "reverting".

It's always struck me as ironic that although they use the word "revert" incorrectly we still end up doing a lot of reverting to fix the mess they've made.

I thought that was what they meant.

"I've done the needful" = my changes are in SVN

"Revert back in case of any discrepancy" = revert my changes when they (inevitably) break the build

[vetran]

Day 6. please be providing more informations.

Day 7. The Doings match the specifications you sending us (the number 13 specifications saying 'go boil your head').

Day 8. The doings you asked - creating users, fixing printer drive are being outside your maintenance agreements please agree variation £10,000 per item.


Day 9. Sellings of contracts :- wording should include supporting of Exchange 2020. Oracle 20G, NASA moon landings..

[Ignis Fatuus]

This is so funny it's not funny

That's so right it's not funny

Trouble is, our stupid government will buy it. BTW that's a party-independent observation.