Just remembered this joke

[suityou01]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

I want to unsee this

[Freamon]

Women with an inflated (heavy on the inflated there) opinion of themselves

Isn't that the bloke from masterchef?

[suityou01]

Isn't that the bloke from masterchef?

The one in the stripey tights you mean? I thought that.

[wobbegong]

I got sent this today:

George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising."

Q: What have George Michael and a Wellington boot got in common?

A: They both get sucked off in bogs.